The Figueroa Restaurant

According to my wife, my father has aspirations to for my Jess and I to move out to California after I get out of the service and open up a restaurant with him. Discussing this with Jess we came to the conclusion that: she will end up being the only one cooking, my dad will be the security guy sitting in his recliner watching the video feed from the woman’s restroom. Robin would be the usher sitting at the front desk with a tube-top on and wearing moon boots (so she can bounce up and down). Mikey can be our resident competitive eater, and Liz will be our bouncer (she’ll just have to show her ‘tude).

Back to that whole Navy “accelerate your life” deal or whatnot, I finally tested for wsc-3 (pronounced: whiskey) and passed thanks to a ‘bump’ (mercy grade-increase). I finished my scat pack today and I’ll be starting lab after chow (fucking woo </sarcasm>). I’m now 3 days ahead, mid-july looks reasonable as a comp-date.

5 Responses to “The Figueroa Restaurant”

  1. Mom Says:

    nice….thanks

  2. fig Says:

    Gotta give me some time to finish my plans on the Burns Brewery, woman!

  3. Mom Says:

    SAAAAAAA – WEEEEET!!!!!!
    But, so you really think much ‘work’ will be done?

  4. krause Says:

    come out ot monterey. everything is overpriced and theres lots of old people to pay it. ill be here for another year. ill look out for a open lease on a restaraunt..lolz

  5. big poppa Says:

    Sorry Krause, I cant start this project for another 6 years (all kids will be outta school). You’re welcome to come back and be a part of it. Lotsa tech jobs out there for you and Alex to get.
    Jess won’t be the only one cooking Alex, I will hire some help. You forgot to include food taster to your brother’s duties.

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