Irish Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed by thy drink.
Thy kegdom come,
I fill thee mug,
As home, as in the tavern.
Give us this day, our foamy heads,
and forgive us our spillages.
As we forgive those who spill upon us,
And lead us not, into inebriation
But deliver us from hangovers.
-Barmen